Sunday, April 02, 2006

Standing by...

Well, we're off to collect our baby from the hospital. I think that's the way it goes? Kate will be annointed with the 'Magic Gel of Inducingness' around 2, and then... well, let's see what happens.

I think George from Blackadder describes my feelings best when he says: "I wouldn't miss this show for anything. I'm as excited as a very excited person who's got a special reason to be excited, sir."

Spot on. See you all in Berlin for coffee and cakes.

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  1. Just drumming my fingers on the table...

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  2. Isn't it Autumn now ? I think Steve n Kate have their seasons a bit mixed up ?

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  3. Think date of conception, CK. Then it all makes sense.

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  4. Actually my calculations (as the baby is a few days overdue) reject that theory... unless that was the intent and they 'jumped the gun...' (wink)

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  5. You might want to recheck your calculations CK, since as far as I know autumn starts on either March 1 or March 21, depending on how you reckon such things...

    (Gee, Apostropher's going to be deleting a lot of these comments, I think.)

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  6. Now you have me confused... I think I have it on video somewhere, I'll go and check my tapes...

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  7. Is it too late to recomend MOKOSH as a good name?
    it means 'moist' in slavick!

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  8. Believe me, the name has more to do with the ideas and associations of winter than with any adherence to a particular point in time.

    Whether or not she’d been conceived, born, or blessed by the Balinese goddess of plenty in ‘summer’, there would’ve been a match’s chance in the arctic of her being given that name. :-)

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  9. George from Blackadder? Is he any relation to this guy?


    Jill: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm overtraining; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day,
    [House looks tired]
    Jill: but I can't seem to lose any weight.
    Dr. Gregory House: Lift up your arms.
    [she does so]
    Dr. Gregory House: You have a parasite.
    Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
    Dr. Gregory House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.
    [she lies back, and still has her hands up]
    Dr. Gregory House: You can put your arms down.
    Jill: Can you do anything about it?
    Dr. Gregory House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
    [he starts to ultrasound her abdomen]
    Jill: Illegal?
    Dr. Gregory House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites ...
    Jill: Playdates?
    Dr. Gregory House: [shows her the ultrasound] It has your eyes.

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