Friday, April 25, 2008

Zackers v Messerschmitts.

Since 2007 I have honoured the ANZAC spirit as defined by the AFL — skill, courage, self-sacrifice, teamwork and fair play — by composing a List of all 16 teams, ordered from Most Virtuous to Most Odious.

And now the tradition continues as the List is tested once again on the Field of Battle. Will it emerge unscathed and unchanged, or beaten into some new and unrecognisable form?

Charge!
Richmond
Melbourne
St Kilda
Geelong
Western Bulldogs
Essendon
North Melbourne
Sydney
Adelaide
Hawthorn
Fremantle
Carlton
Collingwood
Brisbane Lions
West Coast
Port Adelaide
Post-battle wrap-up: Well, the biggest change was Port thumping to the bottom of the list, mostly because they still have teal as a team colour. I hate teal. I'm surprised they ranked so high last year. And also because of Warren Tredrea, although I can't quite put my finger on why? The other big change was the North of Somewhere Kangaroos deciding they were still only North of Melbourne, and so in appreciation they got bumped up above Sydney. Oh, and Adelaide got elevated to above Hawthorn because the city of Adelaide's really not so bad, and I really like crows and seriously Hawthorn, yellow and brown, hello, who thought that was a good idea?

2 comments:

  1. Quite agree. Very silly. But with a point.

    The AFL regularly draws on battlefield allusions to describe the struggle between opposing sides, and with all the thematic parallels flying around on Anzac Day in particular, I think they walk a fine line between honouring and trivialising the spirit of the occasion.

    They're not in the league of fashion models parading on the catwalk decked out in mock-military garb, but you never know where things can end up.

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